January 2012
A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
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Do you want some... juuuice?
myunglawliet:
pterodakktyl:
nerd4-life:
s-nitch:
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Since everyone is doing it.
CONFESS SOMETHING TO ME, (anon or not, I don’t care.) since 2011 is almost over.
http://ashercetchum.tumblr.com/ask
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A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Him: No.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don't find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ....... I can't.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN'T????
90% of people marry their 7th-12th grade love....
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I’ve got nothing to lose.
ha.
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Since its new years eve, why not. :]
Dear cute Asian guy,
I know you’re in your early 20’s… We went to high school together. Every time I’ve passed by your house we always just stare at each other and nod or smile… I think it’s cute. (and I think you’re cute too. Hehe) we need to talk to each other… Somehow, someway. One of my new years resolutions is to be more honest, upfront, less awkward and more...
A joke is suppose to make me laugh. Not make me...
December 2011
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
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I don't have anyone to kiss on New Years.
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